Sunday, January 13, 2008

Link, Use The Triforce

[The Triforce Necklace: Sure to attract chicks and goblins]
Written by GL

You ever felt a little like Link?

I can hear your minds right now, dear readers, asking what the monkey's is GL talking about.

I'm talking about Link - the world's most retro-famous, fairy-slash-elf-slash-hobbit-slash-vertically challenged hero there ever was. And he's still around today. Although in better format.

Nintendo's Legend Of Zelda was close to the coolest game I've ever played growing up. I remember hours upon hours of running around (especially after to manage to win those speed-boot) the game's 2D map, flight enemies and dropping down ladders. It was a legendary game on it's own.

So, if you've ever in your life felt like or wanted to be Link, then this litle trinket might be for you. Call upon the protection and wisdom of the three Golden Goddesses of Hyrule with this Triforce Necklace - kill the bosses, save the princess, apply for a home loan. All the things you've always wanted to do in life but couldn't, because you just didn't have this accessory.

The Triforce Necklace is going for US$10 (or B$14) and is set to hit stores in March 2008. Drop it like it's hot (did I say that in the last blog entry already?)